March 16, 2010
Excuses, Excuses!
TOP FIVE EXCUSES FOR CALLING IN SICK
1. Foodpoisoning.
Always works. It comes and goes quickly!
2. Stuck in airport.
Fairly good. Especially when the weather is bad.
3. My dog/kids are sick.
Somehow the dog elicits more sympathy than ill kids, but kids still works :)
4. A leaking ceiling or bathroom.
If not used often, totally possible.
5. Flu/Cold.
Pretty generic, but you muster up a sniffle.
